Wilson Avenue

Just Another Card Show - 9/28/03

Today, we went to a card show at the Knights of Columbus place. It was pretty cool. The first person we ran into was good ol' Charlie Cards. And just in case you were wondering, he did send me that card, only it was 60 bucks, instead of 600. Anyway, after we talked to Charlie, we went lookin around for some card, We found some wrestling ones. There were tons of jersey cards, and the box said 50 cents, but they weren't that much. Then, Chris bought something, and got back 10 bucks instead of 1. He returned it though, and the man was happy. Chris was mad. So we all got a lot of cards, and there was a whole bunck of Lebron's and Carmello's around the 6 of us. O yea, it was me, Dan, Chris, Dad, Shannon, and Case. Then, there was this little boy sitting in the corner with like 300 dollars worth of cards. He was like a heroin addict, except with cards. We went to Wendy's and then we went home. Just another, ordinary, card show.

Curly Fries and Big Guys - 9/22/03

The other day, me, Dan, Doug, Chris, Casey, and Megan all went to the yummiest place on Earth, Hometown Buffet. We got there just before the football team. 2 buses full of football players were about to head in. But we beat them to the goods. We got there, sat down, and then got food. I got me an all-Italian dish. Casey got peaches and macaroni and cheese lol. Then, the players came in. They were really big and tall. They ate all the food, and then they ate all the people. The end. Ha, I'm just joshin ya. As we were finishing dinner, some little dude at the table next to us kept laughing at Casey's face. Then we all told some riddles. The survivors are buried in the water. Don't ask. Then we got some dessert. I sang my raunchy song next to some old guy and he got scared. Then, we all got dessert. I came back to the table, and took a sip of my drink. Doug starts to die laughing. Apparently, there was pepper in my drink. I said I couldn't taste anything. Before you know it, everyone else fills my cup with sugar paxkets, salt, pepper, peaches, mac n cheese, everything. I still drank it. Then we went to Funcoland. We got Madden 2003 for 10 bucks. And that was that. Fun time.

Fugitive Matt - 9/15/03

I don't want to go butting in to other people's businesses, so I'll make it quick. Matt, Jovanni, Paulie, talking, bad stuff, fighting, cop calling, Matt, 3rd time, lots of yelling, bad Matt.

Football Dudes - 9/13/03

Wow, I can't believe its been over 2 years since the WTC attack. But on to other news. The new girl Hi Hi has a brother named Peter. The brother named Peter has a friend named JB. They came outside to play football with us. First play of the game, JB knocked me over, but thats ok, because I ran through their team about a jabillion times after that. Then they started spankin each other. Peter spanked me. I feel violated. Then after the game was over, everyone hit the showers, and I'm sure they hit it together. Football dudes.

Hi Hi - 9/9/03

Lemme tell you guys about this little girl named Hi Hi. Her real name is Candace, but I gave her the name Hi Hi. She always came up the street on her scooter. When she sees you, she would always say 'Hi", and you would say 'Hi' back to her. Thats why she is called Hi Hi. She has an attack dog too. His name is Spike. He is cool. She broke her wrist falling off her bike or something. She's still outside, riding along. Yea, well, that's the Hi Hi story.

Site Reopens - 9/7/03

Well, after all the delays and everything, the site has launched with its second version. It has some phat new content, a blazin' new look, and is easy to get around. I know everyone will like the site. I have dropped the message board, and put in a section for links, which I think will be more useful. If you have any suggestions, don't hesitate to e-mail me at the contact section listed above. Enjoy W A G Q N U V 2. Hey, that rhymes!

Dirt Bikes and Scooters - 9/5/03

Just recently, dirtbikes have been banned from Wilson Avenue, and you need a license for electric scooters or something like that. Casey tried to get a scooter, but it was $300. Who wants an electric scooter anyway? 1 going up and down the street is enough. Whatever happened to good ol fashioned bikes?

Only Game In Town Trip - 9/3/03

While Dan was at work, and Patty and Howie were out campaigning, we brought Jake for a little birthday fun. Him, Carley, me, Shannon, Casey, and Chris went to the Only Game in Town. Mad crazy. First we got in line for go karts. Jake was acting like a mental case. We all loaded up into the cars and we were off. Right on the 2nd turn, I rammed Jake, spun out his back tires, and ran myself into a wall. Stuck there for 5 laps. My mom hit me on the way around too. Finally, workers got me loose from the wall. I started up again, and I was Right behind Jake. I passed him, he passed me. Then, coming around a turn in front of the audience, I smack into him mad hard and sparks go flying all over him. It was mad cool. After the go karts, we drove some golf balls. We had driving contests. Chris out drove Jake. Then, we went to the batting cages. Shannon was doing mad good. My dad went into a super fast pitch area, and got hit in his hand. Not to smart. So I stepped in, and connected with the ball. I was so happy. Then we went out to the crazy hoops. They were gay. Then we went home. All was fun at the Only Game in Town

Mayor Visits Wilson Avenue - 9/1/03

Thats right! The Mayor of West Haven visits the best street in West Haven. Kind of hard to believe. I guess he was there as part of his campaign, and it was Howies birthday or something. A lot of people showed up. Most of the people there didnt even live on Wilson Avenue. We had cake and chips and stuff. Everyone started laughing while the mayor was talking. I dont know why. There was a real nice car there too. We got a picture with the mayor. Well anyway, the mayor loves our street. Thats all I can say.

School Time - 8/30/03

Its time for school! Casey, Jake, and Matt go into 7th, Chris and Shannon go into 9th, and me and Danny go to work. I cant believe Chris goes to Platt, and Shannon goes to West Haven High. They sure do grow up fast these days.

Bowling Bonanza - 8/27/03

The other night, me, Casey, Shannon, Dan, Sam, and Chris went bowling. We bowled 3 games for $18. I won the first two, and Danny won the third. Some guy in the lane to our left fell down. We all died laughing. Then, we did some song requests. In the third game, we put the bumpers up. One of the bumpers had a little trouble standing up, so we got some guy to fix it for us. No sooner had he fixed it, that Danny bowls a ball off one bumper, into another bumper, and snaps the top right off it. He still got a strike. So now we have a bumper in the gutter, which formed a ramp. Casey gets up to bowl, throws it in the gutter, up the ramp, and into the other lane. And Chris did a curve ball shot, and I still bowl like a retard. Got home around 12. Fun night.

Six Flags - 8/25/03

What an adventure that me, Doug, Dan, and Chris had today. We went on a trip to Six Flags. On the way there, we played Fly Ribbon on Dougs phone, and Chris beat his score. We drank a lot of Mountain Dew. Then we arrived at the park. There was a good amount of people there. We parked in the P section because P stands for parking. First, we went on the Joker spinny ride thing. We were in the Ace of Spades car. It was mad crazy. Then, we went on to a more serious ride, the Poison Ivy. That ride was just niftastic. We didnt go into the water park. It was cold. We played the basketball game. I cut in front of Danny, so he threw my first ball at the basket. But I made the next two. Danny made 1 out of 3, and Chris did too. I gave Doug one of mine. We all had a ball. We got Chris to go on the Batman. We sat in the back the first time. He loved it too. Then we went to the Superman, but Chris was scared, so I stayed behind with him. We went on the Nightwing. While in line, we met Jimmy from Southpark. Sarah, I dont think thish ride ish shuitable for me, he said. While on the Nightwing, we yelled Gremlock a billion times. Some girl got her back broke. When we got off, Dan and Doug were waiting for us. The Superman had broken down, so they got out of line, and then it started back up again. I played DDR, and I sucked. We went to a candy store. Doug kept throwing the ball at the candy. The buzzsaw was knocking the wind out of us. The Houdini was air conditioned. We went on the Plunge ride with some Australian English guys. This ride is jolly good, one said. After the ride was over, he said, I got wet cause of a big hole in me water bottle. Then, we went on the Cyclone, which nearly killed us. While in line, we met this girl, Saivon, who hates being pregnant. The magic show was awesome. Snow everywhere, and a spike went through a lady. The river rapid ride was fun, too. Some ladies wanted to kill us by flipping the raft over. Killer penguins everywhere. Me and Dan barely got wet at all. At lunch, we had free hot dogs, burgers, chips, soda, and ice cream. Nice picnic area, too. We went on the Batman at night. Catwoman is definitely hotter than Poison Ivy. I met my long lost uncle, Uncle Buck, so I let his family get behind us. We got the front car. Freakin niftastic! The last thing of the night was the log flume. Twice we went on, freezing cold, 50 degree weather. Then, we went back to the car. We werent in the P section. On the way home, we sung Uncle Kracker until Chris had to pee. Finally, we were home, from an awesome trip.

Break In - 8/15/03

You have to be careful where you park your cars these days. I have received information that a kid by the name of Matt goes into peoples cars and wrecks them up. Why would he do such a horrible and twisted thing?

Moving - 8/10/03

Well, its been a while, but let me fill the people in all the Wilson Avenue changes. Joe and Aimee gone, hippies move in. Chris and Danielle gone, bunch of girls move in. Fergusons gone, Candace the Scooter Girl moves in. Josh moves out, who cares who moved in. Shaquina moves in with Rob and Rohan, and some people moved in next to Chris. The Robichauds are trying to sell their house. Now, Im confused. I thought Wilson Avenue was a great place to live. Why is everyone leaving?

Sad Moments - 8/4/03

While this site is all about fun and happiness, there has to be a downside. Dougs grandma, Tabby, the cat next door, and Teddy, a basketball referee in our league, all sadly passed away recently. A prayer from Wilson Avenue goes out to the three of them, and the loved ones they left behind.

Jam Session with Josh - 7/31/03

The other night, Josh came over my house for the first time in like 10 years. Me, him, Dan, and Chris all recorded some great songs about Gremlock, who also goes by the name of Doug. It was a lot of fun. Josh brought his guitar. To hear a song from that night, visit the download section here.

Nike Site - 7/17/03

Hey there. Me and Dan have our own team this summer at the Nike Site. The white team. We had the Hoskies, Casey, the Smiths, Jesse, the Gangster Bobby, and the other kids. We wanted Chris, but he didnt sign up. We went 4 and 2 in the league, and the last two games were rained out. But most importantly, we beat Howie both times we played him. Woohooo!.

Hometown Disaster - 5/10/03

There are three things you should never do in your lifetime. One is skydiving without a parachute, two is driving a car into a brick wall, and the third is bringing Matt and Paul to Hometown Buffet. Well, lets see. First when we got there, Paulie had to throw up or something. A friend of his comes over to me. I am holding a hot dog that is COVERED in ketchup. The kid asks me, What you got up on that hot dog, some mustard? I wanted to slap him. Anyway, back to Matt and Paul. They were loud, they got a lot of food that they didnt eat, and the worst part of all is they needed soft serve ice cream. Together, they made an ice cream tower to feed everyone in Africa. And in their process of doing that, they left a trail of ice cream on the floor, and o yea, broke the machine. Thats the last time we make that mistake. What a hometown disaster.

Wild Thornberrys, the Movie - 4/3/03

Yea, thats right; I went to go see the Wild Thornberrys movie and boy was it great. I went along with the whole gang. There was Donnie, Darwin, Eliza, and the whole gang. Debbie Boko, Boko Debbie. Guess you would have to be there to understand that. That song Father and Daughter is freakin cool. Thats that.

Dan Returns from Mitchell - 3/28/03

As it turns out, Danny couldnt take it at Mitchell. He was a good student and everything, but he was homesick. It was just too hard being away from Wilson Avenue. Its just the magnetism our dead end has on people. Will Dan ever leave again? Maybe, maybe not.

Mayonnaise Day - 3/24/03

Well today, Dan, Chris, Doug, and myself went to the beach. First we passed a baseball around. Then we went home, screaming mayonnaise at everyone. On the way home, there was some guy in his car, and we asked him if he liked mayonnaise and he said he loved mayonnaise. And then on Colonial Boulevard, we saw this guy. "O, it's Matt Cusmano," Doug says. So we pulled up to him and said "HEY MATT." Some guy we never saw before turns around and says," Sup fellas." I never saw Danny laugh so hard in my life. It wasn't Matt. Way to go Doug.

Samara is Coming - 3/22/03

For all those that didn't see THE RING, you can just stop reading this now. By the way, it was a great movie, and I understand it now. Back to the story. Me, my brother, and my sister just got finished watching it. I could tell Casey was a little scared from it. My sister went upstairs to do something. I go over to the VCR, and I freeze the tape on a up close picture of Samara's face. Right as I did that, we hear a noise. Drip, drip, drip, drip...."Where is that coming from?" I said. "From the other side of the room," Casey said. We go over to the dsripping and we find a puddle of water on the ledge. We look up, and there is water dripping from one of the ceiling tiles. I look over at Casey. He looks mad nervous. So then, very slowly, I lift up the ceiling tile and a wave of water goes all over the place. Casey screamed, and eventually ran from the room. As it turns out, there was a leaky pipe upstairs. How convenient!

Coaches Game from Heck- 3/16/03

What a great game! well, no. See, this dude cut the game in half. Way to go pal. You just had to go and break your knee in the middle of our game. We had to wait for the ambulance, stretcher, paramdeics, and all that stuff. He turned out to be OK after. Anyway, the game continued on, and mine and Dan's team lost again, as always. I racked up 15, and Dan had alot, too. Old guys just couldn't keep up. Next year, we're taking two things. Coaches game, and the championship!

House Cleaning - 3/16/03

Well, I gotta go to a coaches game later today, so for now, I'll tell you about our house cleaning adventure. First, we couldn't find the house. Then we found it. Mad stuff to pick up, and most of it was frozen into the ground. Lot of work. We found some pretty crazy stuff. Danny took some wrestling plywood home. We jumped up and down inside the dumpster, and made pretend we were statues to passing cars, lol! Then some guy came by, and he was looking to buy the house. He asked us if we were selling it. We said no. He asked if we knew how much it was being sold for. "15 million Charleston Chews!" I said. Danny's uncle still has to pay us. I'm sure we'll get our money soon.

Jersey Card Mania - 1/19/03

Well, Chris spent about a jabillion dollars of his dad's money on jersey cards. Everyone else got a few jersey cards apiece. They aren't rare anymore. They used to be like gold back then, now they're just like anything. Chaz was there, and I thanked him for the Jordan card he got me. By the way, it was $50, not $600. And we saw some little kid that looked just like Dan! I wanted to take him home just to show him. He was even wearin an Alstott jersey. O, and there was a grab bag thing. Shannon got mad good stuff from it. Card shows are fun. You never know what or who you'll run into next!

Merry Christmas to All - 12/25/02

To tell you the truth, I did not write this on Christmas. It is actually March 24. I can't seem to remember to much about Christmas. I got some good stuff. Um, I think it snowed. It was very cold. Wow. Writing this was a waste of my life.

Terrible Accident - 12/06/02

My dad was delivering papers this morning, and he hit a tree head on. He slipped on a patch of black ice. He's physically alright, but he totaled his Taurus. I'm gonna get a picture of it. The good news is that I couldn't make it to school because I missed my bus. O well. My dad is pretty mad about it, so try not to mention it.

Some Changes - 12/05/02

Well, anyway, today I took some snow photos and went body sledding in the woods. It was cool. Jovanni is now getting along with everybody. We all had a half day, too. There is a lot of snow falling, and I am hoping for no school tomorrow. Well, that's it.

War of White - 11/27/02

All was fine on Wilson Ave, until we here "ATTACK!" and Jovanni came running after us, with some other people close behind. We chased them for a little while, and I hit Aimee in the face with a snowball. We had the first battle and won. Then, we set base near Matt's house and we had another battle. Chris was taken down by Jovanni and he was pelted pretty bad, but we murdered the other Chris with snowballs. It was pretty bad. We won that battle, too. That's 2 battles in a row. Then the last battle was horrible. It started off when we murdered Jovanni with snowballs two times. He also got beat down by four different people during the day. Then, the worst shot imaginable was thrown by me into the balls of the other Chris. "That's not even right", he said in a squeaking voice. He then flipped out as the north side showed him no mercy and we killed him. He started pushing people, and then he pushed over my sister. Shannon like went to drop kick him or something, and he grabbed her leg and flipped her. I didn't stand for that. I went to tackle him, but I flipped over him, and he somehow got on top of me. It was so slippery on the ground, it was hard to flip back over. He got in one quick shot on my face, which did nothing to me at all, no blood, bruises, or even pain. But of course, people are gonna give me BS that he killed me because he actually got a hit in. Anyway, after he hit me, I got him into a headlock. I got in three good shots before Josh threw me off him. Someone told me he got a bloody nose, but I doubt it. I reacted so fast, I forgot to take my snow gloves off. O well. I won anyway. He's a pretty strong kid. I'd like to see him try something like that again. As far as I'm concerned, the North Side was victorious in the War of White.

A Funny Little Tale - 11/18/02

Well, we were driving on the highway last night, and it was pouring rain. The roads were slick. Then, Casey decides he has to go to the bathroom right that second. So, we pulled over to the shoulder, he stepped out the door, and he let a jet stream go alright. He zipped up, and we were off once again. He can be seen in the picture below.

Poor Paulie - 11/02/02

Today, we decided to play a game of football. All was fine for a little while. But then, Kevin threw Paulie a pass and he ran into a car. He was ok after he hit it. Then, on a run up the field, Paulie is kneed in the nuts by Chris Idarola. Yea, he was down for a while after that one, crying and all, but he stayed in the game. You would think, "What else could happen to him?" Let me tell you. He was running downfield, and Dan tried to strip it from him, and Paul lost his balance and his wrists and hands on the curb. But, the little trooper finished the game anyway. All I can say is poor Paulie.

The Ring - 11/01/02

Oh my god. What a freakin' movie. Let me try to explain it. See, there was this crazy couple, the Morgans, who had a crazy lunatic daughter, Samakia or something like that. The lunatic wife killed the lunatic daughter by putting a bag on her head, suffocating her, and throwing her down a well. But the girl survived down the well, for seven days. There was a ring of light coming in from the top of the well. Then the dad killed himself. But the girl went to an institution. I guess she was a zombie or something. She made a tape which exposed her tortured world. Horses and cameras were able to sense if a person knew her past. The horse jumped off the boat, lol. Some lady set her soul free, but her friends died because they didn't make copies of the tape. Confused? You should be.

Halloween

Fun - 10/31/02

This night sure was fun. It started off ok. We, that is me and Chris, got to give candy to all the Wilson Avenue Kids. We tricked kids into thinking Chris was a dummy. It worked a few times. Then I got out my custom made Halloween CD. I danced around some kids while the Monster Mash was playing. I scared Dennis, too. I saw Elmo, a dog, a unicorn, a witch, a few girls and some other ghoulish things. Speaking of those girls, Matt and Jake to be exact, they enjoyed their pantyhose. Jake wore his to school the next day, but that's another story. There was about 20 kids that came to see us. A record low. Well, that was Halloween.

Twas the Night Before Halloween - 10/30/02

Toilet paper flies everywhere. It's in the trees, the street, the power lines. It covers the field, the cars, and the houses. This soft, cotton paper is everywhere. Normally, millions of kids would be fined for littering, but the authorities have made an exception. The cops are letting this one go. But, while the cops take a break, there is evil loose. And guess what....he's out to get your toothpaste. That's right, he's the toilet paper monster, and he's here to get your toothpaste!

Streetball - 10/25/02

Yea, if you come down Wilson Ave, ya gonna see a street balla or two. Whether it's Dan, aka. Barbecue Sauce, or Matt, aka. Concussion, theres always somebody playin some b-ball. You may catch Kevin, aka. Stir Crazy, puttin a move on Casey, aka. Ill Sickness, or some other guys practicing their moves. If any AND1 scouts read this, well tell you guys to watch out. AND2 will take you down.

4 Ninjas

- 10/21/02

Chris, Casey, Jake, and Matt. The 4 Ninjas, who were supposed to be trained by me, and they were supposed to fight Dan. I made a cool little intro to the movie, too. It would have been nice. The 4 had weapons, too. There was a few reporters in there to. Before you know it, there's some other guys named Bud in the picture, and there's buckets being thrown, and people wouldn't show up. Well, 4 ninjas would have been a great movie, but it wasn't. Well, it might be.

What a Day - 10/20/02

Great day for wiffleball. Well, the weather was nice anyway. The WAWB action began with a blow out at Blue Barracuda Bay, 8-0. The game was called after two huge homers in the same inning by the Purple Platypuses. Then, it was on to Brown Badger Borough, where a meeting of every Wilson Avenue female took place down the first base line. The pitching of the Raptors didn't get going at all, making them lose, uh, a lot to a little. Then, there were jugglers. The plunger act sucked, so they decided to move on to the torches, but they had to warm up first.

Funny Game - 9/09/02

OK, I beat Petey in a 1 on 1 to 15 in basketball. No big deal or anything. We just had a fun game. I let Petey pretend that he beat me to the little kids, and out of nowhere, here comes my mom. She's saying stuff like, "Now see, if only you practiced as much as Petey, then you'd have been able to beat him", and," I don't think you're in such good shape Kevin," and other stuff like that. It was kinda funny. Just thought I'd mention it. And if you feel I wasted your time, oh well.

91-12-386 - 9/1/02

OK, here's a funny story. Would you dial 91-12-386 into a telephone? No, well Matt decided to give it a shot. Sure enough, 15 minutes later, there's cops at Jake's house. Yea, I guess it's sort of my fault for telling him to dial it, but I never thought he would. Think again, Kevin. You're not just dealing with any fool, it's Matt were talking about here.

Retarded - 9/1/02

Today, I witnessed one of the stupidest fights ever. It started off after Jovanni, a kid down the street, made himself throw up into Matt's go kart. And then there was something about a scooter. Before you know it Jovanni is on the ground next to his hoop defending himself. Then, ding ding ding, round 2, and Matt is tryin' to rip Jovanni's face off. Then, I guess Jovanni pulled Matt's pants down, and Matt started beating Jovanni's back. If I had to choose a winner, I'd have to say it was Matt. But the fight was kinda gay.

Girls, Girls, Girls - 8/31/02

Jake, Casey, Chris, Matt. Gloria, Leanne, Bianca, Kelsey. 4 matches made in heaven. But, sadly, none of the girls are interested. The 4 of them hadn't played sports in over a month until yesterday because of these girls. Dan got the hots for this girl named Kristen, and Kristen's friend Stacey thinks I'm hot. But I'm not even gonna talk to her, cuz I've got a beautiful girl already. Yea, that's right, I got a girlfriend. Who would've thought.

MSN Gaming Zone - 8/25/02

Get in contact with Kevin when you can, and pick up a copy of Rogue Spear. Then go and register at http://zone.msn.com to play online with other Wilson Avenue residents. In order to play online, you need the patch, which can be found here. Just go to downloads, and go to rogue spear patch. The newest version is 2.05.

Dan Heads out for Mitchell - 8/23/02

Today, at exactly 9:39 am., Dan headed for Mitchell college. He looks prepared for it. His family and friends were sad to see him leave. I know I was. Wilson Avenue won't be the same without him. Best of luck from everyone to Dan as he begins his freshman career.

17th Dimension Hits the Post - 8/17/02

Today was so funny at the mall. We tried to promote our CD at first by bringing it into Hot Topic and having some lady listen to our CD. She still has it, no word from her yet. Then, we took another CD and left it on a table. Not such a good result. First, some Chinese guy went over to it and started messing around with it. Before you know it, 3 more of his buddies come look at it. But after all that, they left it there. We left it on the table again, and about 100 people passed it without a look. Someone used it as a placemat for his drink, though. But in the end, no one took it. Maybe next time.

17th Dimension Arrives - 8/17/02

The 17th Dimension has arrived on the 17th as planned and 10 people now currently own the 10 that were produced. It was hard work, but we finally managed to compile them all together, and they look pretty good, too.

CD News - 8/16/02

Well, it's supposed to debut tomorrow. Everything is finished. The layout is finished, the skits are finished. Yet, the CD's aren't stomped, and the cases aren't printed. Will we do them tomorrow? I'm not sure. Matt completely ditched us at Stiles today, so he's definitely getting his last. I'd rather have Sam's face in his place on the CD. We might be goin' fishing soon. And golfing too. We all saw Austin Powers recently, and we might be going back to the movies. I have completed the WAWB subsection. Hope you like.

E-Bay Cards - 8/13/02

Casey and Chris are going crazy over E-Bay cards. I can't bid on them myself, but I'm hoping Chris will place bids for me. (hint, hint) Anyway, you can find just about anything there. And you can find a lot of good prices too. Like $40 cards for 99 cents. Anyway, go here if you wanna try to bid on something. p.s. - You need a credit card to register.

Field Day - 8/7/02

Today, we loaded up 15 of Stiles' finest athletes onto the bus for a day of competition. We did pretty good. Every kid on Wilson Ave took a ribbon, naturally. Anyway, Stiles came in 5th, and that's pretty good out of 9 schools. We only had kids for half the events. Then we got back to the school and played some basketball. Stacey wouldn't stop blocking and stealing it from Sam. I told her to stop, and she said I was just mad 'cause I was losing. Hey, I'm used to it. I play a lot of games. Well, anyway, The CD debuts in 10 days. Be ready.

Charlie Cards Here! - 8/4/02

A little something to tell ya. I still collect cards, as you can see in the story below. Well, anyway, about 11 O'clock tonight, my dad picked up the phone and heard," CHARLIE CARDS HERE!!!." Sure woke my dad up. Anyway, he might be sending me this $600 card. He's a real good man. I'll let everyone know if I get the card.

Dan's Car - 7/31/02

Well, tonight, I went to play pool with Dan. We picked up Doug and some girl named Nicole on the way. We played some pool. Dan beat me. Wasn't my best game. Nicole left us somewhere along the way. Doug had to borrow Dan's car. It took him like an hour to go wherever he went. In the meantime, we talked about Nicole's possible, future child. And we watched this couple argue back and forth, screaming and swearing. "Get back in the f***in car !!" Dan was wooried that his car battery might die while Doug was driving it. On the way home, for whatever reason, we pulled over in the Burger King parking lot, where the car died. While we waited for Doug's uncle to come and jumpstart the car, we walked through the drive-thru and ordered lemonades. They were good. Then we went home. It turns out, it was Dan's alternator that made the car died. Oh well.

Card Show with Chaz

- 7/28/02

We went to a card show. Me, Mr. Mayonaise, Shan, Case, and Chris. Dan wasn't home. We found a table with a man named Chaz. He's a good man. He gave us good deals on cards. Chris got a Tracy McGrady Jersey card with a ticket stub in it. Casey got a floor card of Michael Jordan. Shannon got a jersey card of Cynthia Cooper. And I got a VINCE CARTER JERSEY CARD. As seen below. Go ahead. Feel the jersey spot. It's real.

Party 'Cross the Street - 7/27/02

What a party it was. Robbie's everyone's new buddy. Rara let Shannon win a basketball game. But Shannon lost to Brandon. Chris, the West Haven Head, beat Robert, the Bridgeport Thug, in a game of basketball 21-20. Some little girls were smackin' each other in the face over Dennis. Then, there was this little kid Kareem that came over and started eating everyone's shirts. Oh, and some kid in orange named Quami was beatin up on some kid in the yellow shirt. Rob and Justin fought too. Me and Dan fought. Everyone fought. OK, me and Dan didn't really fight. There was a game of hide n seek. I turned around and saw like 10 kids hiding under a van. Casey got his ball stolen by Robbie. Audrey makes a killer hot dog. Russell thinks seventeenth dimension is a hot dog. Andre beat Chris in a game. Andre thought Dan was 25. I played alot of games. Me and Andre played a few times. He almost beat me one game. I played Brandon till he gave up. Then I played Case. He made me look stupid when he took the rim down on a dunk, but I had the last laugh when i beat him, 11-5. Chris likes baked beans. He wanted me to throw that in. People got drunk too. One guy wanted me to hit my head on the rim so I'd dunk it better, and some other dude could barely walk. There's no sitting on the fence. Half of the kids slept over. Shout outs to my dogs Robert, Mikey, Brandon, Rara, Reggie, Robbie, Justin, Kalil, Jordan, Dennis, Jalen, Andre, P.D., Russell, Marquis, Darryl, Rohan, Kareem, and Quani. Also shout outs to my girls Shane, Audrey, Diana, and Nina.

Camp Thoughts - 7/26/02

I'd like to say alot about my camp, but half the stuff would hurt feelings. So, I'll take it easy. Let's see, everyday, I walk into camp, and I see my fellow counselors. There's Matt, Laura, and Stacey. Matt is cool, we play basketball all day while kids hurt themselves. Then we get ordered to watch the kids and do everything else by the other two. Yea, that's right, the other two. Laura and Stacey. Laura doesn't do much, but if she was't there, I wouldn't have anyone to send the kids I don't feel like bothering with to. Stacey's cool, I guess. She gets jealous of my athletic skill sometimes, but I understand. It happens. The kids are fun. I mean, theres a variety of them. I won't mention any names. One doesn't listen, one cries, one runs away, one causes trouble, one's a little hard to understand, etc. There's the lunch guy. No one really likes him. His job is SOOO hard. He drives people their food. That's so difficult. He won't even unload the truck for us. Well, let's just forget about him. Best of luck to the Stiles Gargiles at Field Day. Before you mention it, yea, its spelled wrong.

Carnival Night - 7/16/02

Well, Tuesday, me, (Kevin), Dan, and Chris went to the carnival. We went on alot of rides. Casey wanted to go on a ride with Gloria. Jen went on a ride with Chris. I won 8 dollars. Dan felt sick. To all those that want to go on the salt and pepper shaker, think it over. That ride hurts like hell if you're on the outside. With my money, I bought blue raspberry popcorn and some lemonade. And i got Chris a sno-cone cuz he helped me win my 8 DOLLARS. Dan is feeling better now. He had fruit punch that tasted like crap. And a sno-cone too. The Star Ferris Wheel sucked for me cuz i got broken car #5 every time. I still can't figure out how us 3 fit on the octopus. It wasn't very comfortable. I wish Seth fell off the wall. I pay my respects to those who cried as the Titanic slide came deflating down. That was mad funny. I am gonna sue the carnival for almost breaking my foot on the umbrella ride. The man there told me ," Hey, it happens. " It's too bad our buddy Pimptorious wasn't there. O, and this little Matthew kid followed us all night. Blue raspberry popcorn is pretty good. Wristbands are $15 dollars, not 11. I hate that lady that told me that. The SCAT was freakin awesome, until we got off. All dizzy and junk. Casey wants everybody to be on the look out for acid bombs. I am the kid in the blue shirt, and there's nothing more to say, so peace out.

Buttons - 7/12/02

Well, a few days ago, me, (Kevin), Dan, and Chris went to the mall. We shopped for stuff for Sam. (Happy Birthday Pork chops!), Dan and Chris got her wrestling stuff. I got her a misting fan. I swear, I had no idea she had one. And then I found Dora and backpack in Kay-Bee. Then, we had some escalator fun. Dan and Chris found a gift card, which was fun until Chris lost it near the phone stand. Speaking of the phone stand, some lady was going to sell Dan a phone for $12 that was retailed $235. She wrote $1.33 like $1.EE. And then, we ended up in Hot Topic. Oh, we looked around. Chris found some boots. I found a giant dog with an Afro named Ken. Its name was Afro Ken. Then, we found....the buttons!!! We looked in them. "hmm", I said. "I want this button." "Then why don't you take it," says a voice from behind me. I take. Gir. He was on my button. Then Dan and Chris go back. They get buttons. Dan gets Spongebob. Chris gets Afro Ken himself. And then we got food and went home. Now you may be thinking 'What the hell is an Afro Ken?' I'll show you.

Afro Ken