SS - Sayings

The Stupid Sayings on Wilson Avenue

1. I bet you I live for the rest of my life.

2. How much does everything on the Earth and the Earth weigh? As much as the earth weighs.

3. My mom said the sauce was bad because the top of the can was round.

4. Take off your feet before you come in the house.

5. When is a car not a car? Tomorrow.

6. Whenever I go out, I hear people always shout, there goes John Jake HORVATH.

7. I'm punished because somebody stole $5 and it was either me or Matt, and it wasn't me.

8. You shoot a shot, and ask for a loan.

9. You never called it practice until you made the team.

10. Snow is useless after you eat it.

11. Kevin, I'm claustrophobic....What does that mean?........ I can't see!

12. Do lactose intolerant women have breast milk?